RT @Mistahwax: We’ve managed to avoid it for three years, but between a toddler birthday and Halloween in the past week, it’s finally crossed into our home. Glitter has infested us. It’s in my facial hair, on my wife’s forehead, in our food, on our furniture. That’s it. We have to move.

We’ve managed to avoid it for three years, but between a toddler birthday and Halloween in the past week, it’s finally crossed into our home. Glitter has infested us. It’s in my facial hair, on my wife’s forehead, in our food, on our furniture. That’s it. We have to move. — Jamie Wax (@Mistahwax) November […]

RT @ClintFalin: Tommy the schnauzer just won Halloween. (The Modern Paws FB) https://t.co/ICdvXmPwEc

Tommy the schnauzer just won Halloween. (The Modern Paws FB) pic.twitter.com/ICdvXmPwEc — Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) October 22, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/tagebushman October 27, 2018 at 12:17PM via IFTTT

RT @TheEllenShow: If you’re a millennial and this offends you, then my work is done. Now make sure you’re registered to vote. https://t.co/ihfBr2bBv5 https://t.co/0fsueo4vq4

If you’re a millennial and this offends you, then my work is done. Now make sure you’re registered to vote. https://t.co/ihfBr2bBv5 https://t.co/0fsueo4vq4 — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 9, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/tagebushman October 09, 2018 at 10:05PM via IFTTT

RT @MSNBC: WATCH: Sen. Whitehouse reviews Judge Kavanuagh’s calendar, and discusses what information an FBI investigation could potentially review and uncover. https://t.co/d39zxGumO2 https://t.co/8pnB8qAkwP

WATCH: Sen. Whitehouse reviews Judge Kavanuagh's calendar, and discusses what information an FBI investigation could potentially review and uncover. https://t.co/d39zxGumO2 pic.twitter.com/8pnB8qAkwP — MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 28, 2018 from Twitter https://twitter.com/tagebushman September 28, 2018 at 06:52PM via IFTTT