About

About tageonline.com & mythgard.com

Hello, this is a page about Tage Johnson. Most of this site was imported from LiveJournal which I used pretty extensively for a few years when I first started blogging online. I have since moved to my own site here at tageonline.com.

This site has a lot of information about me, my life and my experiences. I hope that you can read about me and my life and get some insight, inspiration, understanding or just have a good laugh occasionally.

About Tage Johnson

I am 30 years old and was born on July 24, 1981 at the Oakland Naval Air Base in Oakland, CA. I currently live in Onalaska, WI and work as an independent contractor for Sonic.net in Santa Rosa, CA as well as a Floor Crew member for the local news station WKBT.

Currently I am single and not really looking for anything in particular. I hope to one day find “the one” but lately I don’t think that I need to be in that big of a hurry. I will let that person come to me.

I have a small, close group of friends, and a large group of acquaintances. My best friends are Beth, Jay and Laura. If you want to know more about me, read this site and/or e-mail me at tage@tageonline.com!

Here is some more about me from a think I stole off of Tumblr:

200: My middle name is: Jody and I hate it!
199: I was born in: California
198: I am : Nerdy
197: My cell phone company is: Verizon
196: My eye color is: Blue
195: My shoe size is: 10
194: My ring size is: 10
193: My height is: 5’11”
192: I am allergic to: Penicillin
191: My 1st car was: 2003 Saturn Ion 3
190: My 1st job was: COmputer Builder at AdN Computers
189: Last book you read: Steve Jobs biography
188: My bed is: Comfortable and from IKEA
187: My pet: Jackie, my Rat Terrier
186: My best friend: Jay, Laura and Beth
185: My favorite shampoo is: Herbal Essences
184: AIM name: mythgard00
183: Piggy Banks are: Cool
182: In my pockets: Nothing
181: On my calendar: Work, BioLife
180: Marriage is: Good
179: Sponge Bob can: go to hell
178: My mom: I love her!
177: The last three cd’s I bought were: I don’t buy CDs, I use Spotify
176: Last YouTube video watched: One about a bullied kid
175: How many cousins do you have? Don’t know
174: Do you have any siblings: Two older brothers
173: Are your parents divorced: Yes
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes
171: Do you play an instrument? No
170: What did you do yesterday: House chores and shopping
I Believe In:
169: Love at first sight: Possibly
168: Luck: Yes
167: Fate: Yes
166: Yourself: Sometimes
165: Aliens: Yes
164: Heaven: No
163: Hell: No
162: God: No
161: Horoscopes: Sometimes
160: Soul mates: Possibly
159: Ghosts: yes
158: Gay Marriage: YES
157: War: No
156: Orbs: Maybe
155: Magic: No
Which is Better
154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
153: Drunk or High: Neither
152: Phone or Online: Online
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes
149: Hot or cold: Cold
148: Summer or winter: Summer
147: Autumn or Spring: Spring
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
145: Night or Day: Night
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges if they are good
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White
140: Mac or PC: Mac!
139: Flip flops or high heals: Depends on if they are wearing jeans. Flip flops and jeans is always a no-no
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Sexy and poor
137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi products
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated
134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing is better to watch
133: Coach or Chanel: Neither
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Neither
131: Small town or Big city: Big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart is cheaper
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: They both such, but Ben Stiller is less annoying
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast: Both for various reasons
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney!
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Don’t care
Here’s What I Think About
122: War: Never a good option.
121: George Bush: Dumbass
120: Gay Marriage: If you don’t like it, don’t get one!
119: The presidential election: Too much money wasted and doesn’t allow lower class to run because it is too expensive
118: Abortion: Acceptable in rape cases and stuff, but not as birth control
117: MySpace: Dead
116: Reality TV: Mostly trashy
115: Parents: Mine are cool and most are not good or responsible
114: Back stabbers: Should fall on their own knives
113: Ebay: Fucked up my iPhone sales, but they are pretty cool
112: Sex: I would like some since it has almost been a year!
111: Work: Love what I am currently doing!
110: My Neighbors: Loud and HOT
109: Gas Prices: Too high
108: Designer Clothes: Waste of money
107: College: Waste of time and money
106: Sports: Not interested
105: My family: I love them
104: The future: Its coming
Last time I
103: Hugged someone: Don’t remember
102: Last time you ate: Last night
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: All the time
100: Cried in front of someone: When Chris was going to break up with me in 2008 at Beth’s
99: Went to a movie theater: Harry Potter in July
98: Took a vacation: Chicago in May?
97: Swam in a pool: January 2011 in the Dells
96: Changed a diaper: Never
95: Got my nails done: for Beth’s wedding in 2008
94: Went to a wedding: Beths in 2008
93: Broke a bone: Never
92: Got a peircing: a couple of years ago
91: Broke the law: Traffic law daily
90: Texted: Yesterday
MISC
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Jay
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: ?
87: The last movie I saw: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Europe trip in the spring
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Paying bills
84: People call me: Tage
83: The most difficult thing to do is: get up in the morning!
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Yes
81: My zodiac sign is: Leo
80: The first person i talked to today was: Nobody yet
79: First time you had a crush: Probably back in kindergarten
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: My mom.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Yesterday while Tim and Jay were helping me with house projects.
76: Right now I am talking to: My blog
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I am grown up. And it looks like whatever pays the bills
74: I have/will get a job: Have
73: Tomorrow: Work
72: Today: Relax and watch some movies tonight
71: Next Summer: Travel and new house projects!
70: Next Weekend: Relaxing!
69: I have these pets: Dog
68: The worst sound in the world: Nails on a chalkboard
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Well, at the time, Chris
66: People that make you happy: My Mom, friends.
65: Last time I cried: Watching a video on YouTube last night.
64: My friends are: Numerous
63: My computer is: 13″ MacBook Pro
62: My School: In the fall, Western Technical College
61: My Car: 2003 Saturn Ion 3
60: I lose all respect for people who: Cheat or sleep around with others
59: The movie I cried at was: Pay it Forward
58: Your hair color is: Dark Brown
57: TV shows you watch: Too long to list, but I like The X-Factor UK, Modern Family, Mythbusters, House and almost all SciFi
56: Favorite web site: Again, isn’t this answered below?
55: Your dream vacation: Disneyland Paris and Europe (which hopefully we can go on in April or May)
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Kidney Stones!!!!!
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium Rare
52: My room is: Comfortable and clean!
51: My favorite celebrity is: Isn’t this answered further down?
50: Where would you like to be: Here is fine for right now
49: Do you want children: Yes
48: Ever been in love: Yes
47: Whos your best friend: Laura, Jay and Beth
46: More guy friends or girl friends: It is kind of a toss up at the moment. Historically, girl friends.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Doing a good job!
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Laura, to show her the new house!
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: No
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No
41: Have you pre-named your children: No
40: Last person I got mad at: Beth
39: I would like to move to: New York
38: I wish I was a professional: IT administrator
My Favorites
37: Candy: Resses Peanut Butter Cups
36: Vehicle: Anything with Ford Sync
35: President: Obama
34: State visited: New York
33: Cell Phone Provider: Verizon
32: Athlete: Don’t watch sports
31: Actor: Zac Efron
30: Actress: Julia Roberts
29: Singer: Lady GaGa or Adele
28: Band: I like songs, not bands.
27: Clothing Store: American Eagle
26: Grocery Store: Safeway
25: TV show: Battlestar Galactica
24: Movie: Jurassic Park
23: Website: I can’t choose just one
22: Animal: Penguin
21: Theme Park: Disneyland!
20: Holiday: Christmas
19: Sport to watch: None
18: Sport to play: None
17: Magazine: Entertainment Weekly
16: Book: Jurassic Park
15: Day of the week: Wednesday
14: Beach: Schoolhouse Beach
13: Concert Attended: Depeche Mode
12: Thing to cook: Kohl’s Pasta Salad
11: Food: Sushi ir Italian
10: Restaurant: Bamboo House
9: Radio Station: Z93
8: Yankee Candle scent: Probably vanilla or pine
7: Perfume: Preferred Stock Cologne
6: Flower: Never really thought about it.
5: Color: Blue or Purple
4: Talk Show host: Conan O’Brien and Ellen
3: Comedian: Depends on my mood, but George Carlin is a classic
2: Dog Breed: Beagle Terrier Mix
1: Would you be able to delete your blog? Yes, but why would I?