Archive for July, 2005

This will tell others a lot about you, and make you look at things yourself.

(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? Tage
(2) Are you happy with it? I am now, but I wasn’t when I was in school
(3) Are you named after anyone? It was my great grandfathers first name, and my dad’s middle name
(4) Are you a prostitute? NO WAY!!
(5) Your screenname: Mythgard, Mythtec, Mythgard00, TJ094F at work!
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? I definately will!
(7) Then what would you name your children? Girl = ? , Boy = Tage Johnson Jr.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Jody Janelle Johnson
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Kohl Miksis
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Yes, nobody can actually pronounce my name right. They say it as tag. It is actually pronounced like egg with a T, tayg
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? No.

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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Gay
(14) Single? Nope – Engaged
(15) Want to be? No.
(16) Your birthdate: July 24, 1981
(17) Your age: 23
(18) Age you act: Sometimes younger, sometimes older
(19) Age you wish you were: 18-21 forever
(20) Your height: 5’11″
(21) The color of your eyes: Blue
(22) Happy with it? Yes
(23) The color of your hair: Dirty Blond
(24) Happy with it? Yes
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right
(26) Your living arrangement? I live with my mom, but am moving into a place with my mom, my fiance, Kohl and best friend Laura
(27) Your family: I wouldn’t trade my mom for the world
(28) Have any pets? I have hampster named Lilly, a dumbass cat named Rappa, and some fish
(29) What’s your job: Line Manager
(30) Piercings? Cartilage and ear
(31) Tattoos? Never, well maybe
(32) Obsessions? Disneyland
(33) Addictions? Soda, TV, computer, laziness
(35) Do you speak another language? No, I wish
(36) Have a favourite quote? Yes
(37) Do you have a webpage? Yes. tage.mythtec.com

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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? Sure
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Yes
(40) Do you have any secrets? Of Course
(41) Do you hate yourself? No. I love myself actually.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Sometimes, when I take my time.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Yes a lot of them.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? They love my eyes!
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?
(46) What’s your biggest fear? Money, not having enough
(47) Can you sing? I can…..However….not well. But despite my lack of tallent I sing all the time.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Never
(49) Are you a loner? I have periods of needing “Alone Time”
(50) What are your number 1 priorities in life? Myself, my family, my jov, my friends, everything else
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Absolutely
(52) Are you a daredevil? No
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I hate my teeth, they are rotten, and I want to get them fixed, but have no money to do so, also I wish I was more toned.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? I am a passive agressive.
(55) Have you got a journal? LIVEJOURNAL – You are reading it!
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? My greatest strength would be my ability to lead and take charge. My greatest weakness is jealousy.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I would be more cautious and less impulsive.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. ????????
(59) How do you vent? I get mad and yell, or I just get very quiet and want alone time.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Yes, but I can’t talk about it.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? Yeah
(63) What is the most important lesson you’ve learned from life? Shit happens, and it sucks.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? My eyes and my penis.
(65) And least? my lack of muscules
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Not really, but people tell me that I am.
(67) Are you confident? Yes, I am very confident.
(68) What is the fictional character you’re most like? Harry Potter
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? All the time.

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DO YOU…
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(71) Smoke? No
(72) Drink? Occasionally
(73) Read the newspaper? Online I do
(74) Pray? To what? God thinks I should be burned in hell, fuck him.
(75) Go to church? No, same as above
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? No
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? No.
(78) Take walks in the rain? sometimes
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? I usually hate people at work, so I have to talk to them.
(80) Drive? Yes.
(81) Like to drive fast? Yes

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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER…
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(82) Liked your voice? No, not really
(83) Hurt yourself? Not deliberately.
(84) Been out of the country? Mexico
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? Tapioca
(88) Been in love? Yes, a few times
(89) Done drugs? No
(90) Gone skinny dipping? No, I am too self concious
(91) Had a medical emergency? i pissed blood once, and went in for a bruised kidney
(92) Had a surgery? No
(93) Ran away from home? Never
(94) Played strip poker? Kinda
(95) Gotten beaten up? No, I was too smart for that.
(96) Beaten someone up? No
(97) Been picked on? All the time, even now
(98) Been on stage? Yes.
(99) Been so drunk that you know you’re supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can’t remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? No
(100) Slept outdoors? Yes.
(101) Thought about suicide? No
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes, I used to all the time
(103) If yes, what is your record? About 36 hours
(104) Gone one day without food? I am sure I have
(105) Talked on the phone all night? Yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? Yes
(107) Slept all day? Yes.
(108) Killed someone? No
(109) Made out with a stranger? No
(110) Had sex with a stranger? No
(111) Thought you’re going crazy? Yes
(112) Kissed the same sex? DUH
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? DUH AGAIN
(114) Been betrayed? Yes
(115) Had a dream that came true? Yes.
(116) Broken the law? Yeah, I don’t want to talk about it
(117) Met a famous person? Yes
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Yes.
(121) On purpose? No
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn’t tell? Yes
(146) Stolen anything? Yes
(147) Been on radio/tv? No
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? No
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? No
(150) Considered religious vocation? No
(152) Bungee jumped? No, never
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Yes

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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand? No Brand specifically. I like what is comfortable
(155) Brand of clothing? None, maybe Old Navy
(156) Cologne/perfume? Preferred Stock
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Collard shirt, pants
(158) How about parties? Don’t go to parties
(159) Wear hats? Sometimes, visors too
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? All the time – Gangstas are dumb
(161) Wear make-up? No
(162) Favourite place to shop? Disneyland, Old Navy, San Francisco
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Kahki short/pants
(164) Are you trendy? No
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school or Work? Yes

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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Definately
(167) Miracles? Maybe
(168) Astrology? Sure
(169) Magic? Hard to tell
(170) God? Yes, but not how most people think of god
(171) Satan? Why not?
(172) Santa? No
(173) Ghosts? Absolutely
(174) Luck? oh, yeah
(175) Love at first sight? Yes.
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can’t exist without the bad)? Yes.
(177) Witches? Sure
(178) Easter bunny? No
(179) Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever? Depends on the person
(180) Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No
(181) Do you wish on stars? Yes.

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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No.
(183) Do you think God has a gender? No, god is an alien
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? No
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? It makes people stupid
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? I think we are reincarnated, or are stuck as a ghost

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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes
(188) Who is your best friend(s)? Laura
(189) Who’s the one person that knows most about you? Danniel
(190) What’s the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? Don’t worry about what other people think, it only matters what you think in the end
(191) Your favourite inside joke? GGM
(192) Thing you’re picked on most about? My obsession with Disneyland
(193) Who’s your longest known friend? Laura
(194) Newest? Laura
(195) Shyest? Laura
(196) Funniest? Kohl
(197) Sweetest? Kohl
(198) Closest? Laura & Kohl
(199) Weirdest? Laura
(200) Smartest? Laura
(201) Ditziest? Kohl & Laura
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? Diana, from High School
(203) Last person you talked to online? Kohl
(204) Who do you talk to most online? Kohl
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Laura
(206) Who do you trust most? All my friends
(207) Who listens to your problems? Everyone
(208) Who do you fight most with? Kevin
(209) Who’s the nicest? Kohl gives my head, but Laura gives me money
(210) Who’s the most outgoing? Kohl
(211) Who’s the best singer? nobody
(212) Who’s on your shit-list? Beth
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? Yes
(214) Who’s your second family? Kevin and Jimmy
(215) Do you always feel understood? No
(216) Who’s the loudest friend? Kohl
(217) Do you trust others easily? Yes.
(218) ????Hmmmmm
(219) Name one person who’s arms you feel safe in: Kohl
(220) Do your friends know you? Yeah
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: Diana

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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? No
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? No I Don’t
(226) What do you find romantic? Sitting together under the stars
(227) Turn-on? Hair, face, butt
(228) Turn-off? Being fat, or ugly
(229) First kiss? Was from April in 1st grade
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going “blind”? Both
(233) Have you ever wished it was more “socially acceptable” for a girl to ask a guy out? No, but I wish it was more socially acceptable for a guy to ask a guy out, and a girl to ask a girl out.
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yeah
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Yes
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? Boobs
(238) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? They are female
(245) Do you read porn? How do you read porn?
(246) Read the articles? No
(247) Just the pics? Yeah baby
(248) What’s the last present someone gave you? Lacross T-Shirt from Laura
(257) Are you in love? Yeah
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? Yes, when he doesn’t fuck with his looks too much.
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Do a double take, and have a quick fantasy about what their dick looks like, and then move on….

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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON…
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(279) That haunted you? Mandie
(280) You wanted to kill? Joyous, Beth
(281) That you laughed at? Laura and Kohl
(282) That laughed at you? Laura and Kohl
(283) That turned you on? Kohl
(284) You went shopping with? Kohl
(285) That broke your heart? Jess
(286) To disappoint you? Beth, she will never change, and it is sad
(287) To ask you out? Kohl
(288) To make you cry? I can’t remember the last time i cried
(289) To brighten up your day? Some lady at tech support from my work. She fixed all my problems, and was fun to talk to
(290) That you thought about? Kohl
(291) You saw a movie with? Kohl and Laura
(292) You talked to on the phone? Laura
(293) You talked to through IM/ICQ? Kohl
(294) You saw? Laura
(295) You lost? Anthony

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RIGHT THIS MOMENT…
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(337) Are you going out? No, I am watching TV
(338) Will it be with your significant other? Yes
(339) Or some random person? Yeah, if Laura is random, and we all know she is a random mexican
(340) What are you wearing right now? My work clothes
(341) Body-part you’re touching right now: Side
(342) What are you worried about right now? getting this survey done to finish programming on TV
(343) What book are you reading? I don’t read
(344) What’s on your mousepad? I don’t have a mousepad
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you’re feeling: That pasta was very good
(346) Are you bored? Not really
(347) Are you tired? No
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? No
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? No
(350) Are you lonely or content? Content.
(351) Are you listening to music? No

Finally I am done!!!!