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Here we go..
Bold are true.
I’ve never been drunk.
I’ve never smoked pot.
I’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
I’ve never kissed a member of the same sex. *truth or dare games*
I’ve never crashed a friend’s car.
I’ve never been to Japan.
I’ve never rode in a taxi.
I’ve never had anal sex.
I’ve never been in love.
I’ve never had sex.
I’ve never had sex in public.
I’ve never been dumped.
I’ve never shoplifted.
I’ve never been fired.
I’ve never been in a fist fight.
I’ve never had a threesome.
I’ve never snuck out of my parents’ house.
I’ve never been tied up.
I’ve never been caught masturbating.
I’ve never had sex with a member of the same sex.
I’ve never been arrested.
I’ve never made out with a stranger.
I’ve never stolen something from my job.
I’ve never celebrated new year’s in times square.
I’ve never went on a blind date.
I’ve never lied to a friend.
I’ve never had a crush on a teacher.
I’ve never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans.
I’ve never been to europe.
I’ve never skipped school.
I’ve never slept with a co-worker.
I’ve never cut myself on purpose.
I’ve never had sex at the office.
I’ve never been married.
I’ve never been divorced.
I’ve never had sex with more than one person within the same week.
I’ve never posed nude.
I’ve never got someone drunk just to have sex with them.
I’ve never cheated on my significant other.
I’ve never had sex with my boss.
I’ve never eaten snake meat.
I’ve never jumped out of an airplane.
I’ve never been to a nudist event.
I’ve never had a permanent residence outside of the state I’ve was born in.
I’ve never had sex with a random internet stranger.
I’ve never broken any bones.
I’ve never had my writing published.
I’ve never bungee jumped.
I’ve never done any non prescription drug.
I’ve never had a sex change.
I’ve never been with someone pierced on their genitalia.
I’ve never thrown up in a bar.
I’ve never purposely set a part of myself on fire.
I’ve never eaten sushi.
I’ve never tongue-kissed my best friend.
I’ve never worn leather pants.
I’ve never dressed in drag.
I’ve never combined food and sex.
I’ve never had sex in front of an audience.
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about 6 years ago
ya know we really need to get you into some leather pants! hahahah or not.
about 6 years ago
now that I know all that,
when are we gonna make out?
hahah..
yeah.
Kaj
about 6 years ago
Leather pants are funnnn…. I’ve worn red leather pants before. I own a leather vest too.
about 6 years ago
we first have to meet, before we can kiss…..
about 6 years ago
i met you befoe…why havent we kissed?
about 6 years ago
we all ask ourselves this. its life. where’s the love? i’m just sayin’…
about 6 years ago
true..very true..I was jesting…but you never know..
will we ever meet?