Archive for August, 2003

What Is Your Battle Cry?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running out of the fields, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Mythgard! And he gives a low howl:

“I’m seriously going to pound you faster than the speed of sound!!!”

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Why does one room take so damn long?

How can cleaning one bedroom take so damn long? I started cleaning/re-arranging my room on either Wed or Thur, and now it is Mon morning, and it still isn’t done. I really like typing on my new keyboard that I purchased last week. It has a nice feel to it. Beth called me tonight, and I snapped at her. I don’t really know why I snapped at her, but I did. I just finished watching Bowling for Columbine, which I might add, is a really good and thought provoking film. I have not decided yet if I am going to go to Alex’s going away shindig on Tuesday night. I might just do something else for no apparent reason.

Javier and I are still on good terms, which I think is great. He got me the Chicago brochure thingy from Chicago when he went, because when I went, I didn’t have the cash for it. I am very happy that he got that for me. THANKS JAVIER!!! Everyone and their mother is going out to Airport Stadium 12 to interview for the Assistant Manager position over there. I think that all of the people that were sent over there have a good chance of making it out there. I hope that whoever does likes it, and doesn’t look back at the Roxy. Airport is cheaper than us now anyway, and they have newer auditoriums than we do at the Roxy, so it is a better overall situation.

I had a long talk with Mike on Thursday night about stuff. I can now say that I officially am over whatever I was thinking with him. He is straight. (**DAMN IT**) Oh, well. I have “won” enough straight guys to the “gay side” for my lifetime I guess, let someone else do it now. I was joking at work about becoming straight for a week, and all the girls jumped at the chance to hang out with me. So I asked one of the twins (either Rachael or Ranae) to join me at K-Rows, and she didn’t show up. Thanks. They are only in it for fun anyways.

I have to say that I think this is the longest Journal entry that I have ever done. I haven’t posted anything specific in a while, so I guess it is worth it.

I have been watching the first season of Will and Grace, and damn it, that show if funnier than I remember! I think that it is not as funny now, because I am finding myself laughing at the older episodes more than the new ones.

Funny shit (Quotes from Will and Grace):

Sam: The last time I saw you, you were THIS big… but you were on a hill and I was far away.

Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

Will: ‘I am going to change my clothes because *sniff* yikes! And um, then I am going to sit down on that couch with you and watch Lifetime. That Michelle Lee movie is on.’
Grace: ‘Which one?’
Will: ‘”I’m-not-leaving-town-without-my-daughter-because-I-have-a-brain tumor-but-don’t-hit-me-you-have-a-drinking-problem”.’

Will: ‘Oh you girls are going to have a ball! Braiding each others hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.’
Jack: ‘You mean like how to tell if your best friend’s a bitch? Yeah I already took it, you are.’

Will: ‘Karen tell Grace she should fire you.’
Karen: ‘Grace tell Will to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs.’

To the new housekeeper when she shouts at her
Grace: ‘At least Mary Poppins did it with a song and a dance – you’re like a spoonful of whoopass!’

I like that last one the most, now off to do something else…..

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If I were a [feminine] gay man… by 38886
Your name Your Gay Man Name Kyle Your Gay Man Occupation Liberal Newspaper Editor Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait Shopping Your Gay Man Music of Choice N*SYNC Your Gay Man Cause of Death Dropped hair dryer in tub
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My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The mythgard Turns (CBS, 2:30): mythgard (Annette Bening) finds a comb in mythtec (Sigourney Weaver)’s sock drawer. That night, kissofthelisp (Burt Reynolds) hits a yearbook with insecurestar (Ethel Merman)’s sweater. Afterwards, richard30586 (Willem Dafoe) invents a new kind of armchair and gets kajgoldenstar (David Hyde Pierce) to sell it. On the other side of town, dirtypoppegasus (Angela Bassett) gets mad at mlvc (Brandon Lee) and decides to join the Peace Corps. That weekend, hypibulator (Nicole Kidman) and anyaisyomomma (Keanu Reeves) find a lost hamster at a deli. (Season finale.)
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of manicurist (CBS, 2:30): mythgard (Annette Bening) auditions for a movie starring opposite insecurestar (Ethel Merman). Also, mlvc (Brandon Lee) borrows money from dirtypoppegasus (Angela Bassett)’s doctor. Soon afterwards, joyousray (Ellen DeGeneres) thinks astric (RuPaul) is a Martian. That night, anyaisyomomma (Keanu Reeves)’s office’s air conditioning is broken, and mythtec (Sigourney Weaver) shows up to fix it. The next day, kajgoldenstar (David Hyde Pierce) marries hypibulator (Nicole Kidman)’s therapist. Presented in HDTV.
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Bringing Up weasels (CBS, 2:30): mythgard (Annette Bening) nixes anyaisyomomma (Keanu Reeves)’s picnic plans. Also, hypibulator (Nicole Kidman) uses insecurestar (Ethel Merman)’s 8-track player. Afterwards, kissofthelisp (Burt Reynolds) hits a coffee mug with dirtypoppegasus (Angela Bassett)’s comb. The next day, joecloudheart (David Hyde Pierce) hypnotizes mythtec (Sigourney Weaver) but it doesn’t work. Later that day, disneyland (Will Ferrell) can’t open joyousray (Ellen DeGeneres)’s jar of pickles. Insanity ensues.
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Insanity is right

Oh, no!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
As The mythgard Turns (CBS, 2:30): mythgard (Annette Bening)’s new friend alienates mythtec (Sigourney Weaver). Afterwards, kajgoldenstar (David Hyde Pierce) hypnotizes dirtypoppegasus (Angela Bassett) but it doesn’t work. Meanwhile, hypibulator (Nicole Kidman) eats joecloudheart (David Hyde Pierce)’s raspberry cheesecake. Soon afterwards, abunchofcrap (Lori Loughlin) cheats on a test, and richard30586 (Willem Dafoe) finds out. Upstairs, disneyland (Will Ferrell) ruins insecurestar (Ethel Merman)’s favourite pants while house-sitting. Wacky results follow.
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

I really like Beth’s:

F A M E by spazyspag
Name: Youre famous for: Being ugly You get famous: September 10, 2021 You make $$ per/year: $2.04555632483356e+15 Do people like you? Everyone hates you Dead/Alive: Way dead
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Gee, Thanks

F A M E by spazyspag
Name: Youre famous for: Bringing the Spice Girls back together You get famous: July 28, 2059 You make $$ per/year: $573,658,174,329,050 Do people like you? Everyone hates you Dead/Alive: No one knows
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I thought that this was cute….

Here we go:

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name: mythgard
Your haiku: blue for a week i
miss richard a lot of gay
people they just think
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