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Took these from the Facebook group “Texts from Last Night”:
(909) i was on so you think you can dance i won season 2
(310) o ya i remember now, but wasnt it so you think you have downs syndrome?
(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message
when farrah fawcett died, god gave her one wish. she wished for all the children to be saved……so he killed Michael Jackson
(419) Its so funny and so terrible that ppl r laughing at “leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!”
(419-2) The only thing thats terrible is the writer didn’t add in, “OH WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!” LMAO
(352): What are you doing?
(352): High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials…
(352): That guy could sell me cancer.
(614) Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the Condom manufacturer
More to come later….
With US President Barack Hussein Obama wanting to promote this idea of “universal” healthcare in the United States as some way to correct the way American citizens get their healthcare I’d like to share one Canadians experience with “state run” public heathcare.
1. Choice of Doctor: Under a socialized healthcare model that Cuba north *cough* Canada *cough* runs I never had the chance to choose my own doctor. Do you know what that’s like? No one gave me a choice of doctors! By the time I was born my mother had already selected Dr Rittenberg who helped birth me and I’m sad to say for the past 30 years I’ve been forced to see the doctor who was pre-selected for me. You know what happens when you’ve had the same doctor for 30 years? She gets to know you and if you call last minute for an appointment… she’ll squeeze you in.
It’s shameful.
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